Welcome to Adopt-A-Lagbert. Here you will find many different types of Lagberts to call your own. They don't eat much, they do not damage your home, and they are relatively quiet. They are, in fact, the perfect pet! Lagberts are creatures which live inside modems and travel across phone lines. They are the descendants of Gremlins, creatures which have been known to take apart machinery. Lagberts are a lot more tame than their ancestors, though, and are happy to simply gum up your internet connection. For every Lagbert adopted, there is one less out there causing lag! Now Lagberts can lag you! Download the Lagbert Screenmate!

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Here is the vast selection of Lagberts to choose from. When you have chosen one,
click the image and download the GIF file. You may then upload it to your website
and put it on your homepage. Please provide a link back to this site so that
others may know the joy of owning a Lagbert.

Click Here for Lagbert Fan Submissions!

Original Flavor Owner: Bland or Sentimental	Lagbert Ala Mode Owner: Hungry or Strange	Clown Lagbert Owner: Funny or Twisted	Jive Lagbert Owner: Disco lover or Funky

Lagbert from Hell Owner: Evil or Twisted	Chef Lagbert Owner: Hungry or a Cook	Folk Singer Lagbert Owner: Musician or Music Lover	US Lagbert Owner: Patriotic

Inspector Lagbert Owner: Inquisitive or Mysterious	Captain Lagbert Boy Owner: Comic lover or Heroic	Rock n Roll Lagbert Owner: Musician or Music lover	Lagbert Angel Owner: Saintly or Kind

Lagbert 4 Peace Owner: Pacifist or Hippy	Lagbert with a Problem Owner: Silly or Twisted	Nerd Lagbert Owner: Computer geek or Just a geek.	Wild West Lagbert Owner: Cowboy or Villain

Lagbert from Space Owner: Spacey or Sci-Fi lover	Suess Lagbert Owner: Dr. Suess lover or Big kid	Pirate Lagbert Owner: Dangerous or Rogueish	Lagbert Mermaid Owner: Myth lover or Water lover

Goth Lagbert Owner: Gothic or Dark	Lagbert Wrestling Champ Owner: Wrestling lover or Big kid	Dr. Brain Lagbert Owner: Evil or Sci-Fi Lover	WereLagbert Owner: Evil or Monster Lover

Ninja Lagbert Owner: Mysterious or Deadly	Imaginary Lagbert Owner: Creative or Lonely	Lagbert of Love Owner: Romantic	Lagbert Time Forgot Owner: Tough or History Lover

Lagbert in Underpants Owner: Silly or Twisted	Vampire Lagbert Owner: Spooky or Monster Lover	Snow Lagbert Owner: Winter Lover or Christmas Lover	Eggplant Lagbert Owner: Silly or Vegetarian (like me!)

Mime Lagbert Owner: Silly or Twisted	Communist Lagbert Owner: Communist or Political Person	Photocopy Lagbert Owner: Strange or Office Worker	Lagbert Moth Owner: Insect Lover or Night Person

Waitress Lagbert Owner: Waitress or Food lover	Motorcycle Cop Lagbert Owner: Policeman or Badass	Patrick Lagbert Owner: Patrick lover or Cat lover	Lagbert Fanboy Owner: Comic fan or Geek

Neopolitan Lagbert Owner: Ice cream lover or multi-personalities	Lagbert Salesperson Owner: Salesperson or Silly	Cosmic Lagbert Owner: Adventurous or Sci-Fi lover	Squirrel Lagbert Owner: Nature lover or Nutty

Pop Idol Lagbert Owner: Pop lover or hater	Unilagbert Owner: Myth or Fantasy lover	Lagbert without Shame Owner: Shameless or Silly	B-Ball Lagbert Owner: Basketball or Sports lover

Link to this site with a banner if you want to! Even if you don't!


More coming all the time (I think)
Lagberts began on a game called DragonSpires, co-owned by C.H. Wolf, AKA Motorhed. Back in the day,
Motorhed was running a 14.4 modem while everyone else seemed to have 56k or better. Seeking to explain
away his harsh, unending lag bursts, Motorhed created Lagberts and shifted the blame to them instead
of his poor computer equiptment. Little did he know that Lagberts would become world famous! Well..
they sort of haven't, but you know. It's always good to be optomistic.

Lagberts of all styles TM & (C) C.H. Wolf, Doom Puppet ent./ELJ Comics.